*******2nd Day of Blognoria*********

Yoyoyo, i dono what am i doing here, so here is a lil rant on the people i meet in my everyday life. i Jus recently found this house mate of mine , who lives in South Korea (or North). N this Indian lady who recently came as new tenants to my hood , house , ghetto, crib called Grove Street 13 (some action pack gang signs ) hahahha jus jking. iam just a lil asian nerd livin in WA.





Anyways.. heres how the story goes, I have 4 housemates all together. some or more shit happen n 2 rooms were empty. I had to find two more tenants to cover the rent, So i put the advertisements in my uni. Random dudes n chicks came.. Me n mate were discussin who to pic cuz of fucktup tenants, ones that dun pay rent or bill, bitchin, cursing tenants we fuckin wana avoid... ...Thus , One day this dude frm Sth Korea called me... His english was pretty fucked , n i was thinkin maybe this guy will b a cool dude like u noe in thos movies where they snapp a few times n few chicks jus appear bside them.. When I first saw him, i was like wtf..... hahahah a geeky boy came lookin ard calculating some shit in his mind , n this bankai n this other guy came.









Rains Brother, 'Cloud'





N soon after all the bla bla bullshit... settling down on all the bullshit.... I came down set wif him n lay a few ground rules. What to share in the house n all the bullshit .. Here it goes





V :" Yo, S.J, We are sharing the bills monthly and is divided into 4 rooms


S.J : Oh what what , share, what, what


V : Bills mate, you know like the electricity, the internet, phone ....


S.J : Oh what is electric? what is that ?


V : ......you know the lights, you on n off that bullshit everyday


S.J : Oh yes yes yes, electricity


V : Ya,. we have to pay the bill every month when it comes...


S.J: oh oh oh, what is bill??


V : ......You pay every month, you know, the money you pay because you use the electricity blabla





S.J: Oh okokok


V: Internet , we share as it is $85 a mth, so ya , 20 a mth


S.J: Oh oh i dont have internet, because i dont have computer..


V: (i was like wtf).. Ok , so how you gona use the internet


S.J: Cyber cafe or whatever.


V: (like u can giv a fuck, confirm potential scammer)


V: What about phone, you dont use to?


S.J: No, i have my handphone.





Okkkkk never mind........ I felt this guy very pitiful as his english is really shit n i guess i jus welcome him wif open arms. Cuz he absolutely came with jus like few clothes n had no blanket, no pillow, i had to provide him wif everything, like my house is some sort of refugee camp.





First nite, Jeremy n Kenon n me were in the room talkin n surfin net. I knew this guy was nerdy n geeky n shit cuz of how he behave (40yr old virgin). He just came into my room, touch n fiddle with my stuff all around the room. We were like, WTF?? Who is this guy? Even my friend dont jus wonder around my room fiddlin wif my stuff and we were jus lookin at him. N yo he can look at us and smile "What is this" while in the midst of fondling my random cd cover. . . .. Well its all good , u noe i have been thru so many random shit then u can never guess. So thus, me being understanding n shit but sometimes pple jus take it for granted u noe.....n everyday that dude jus sittin around the house not doing jack shit.. He was saying like " i need to find a job, korean shop not good, pay very little but work very hard!"... im like "How much they pay you?" , He goes like "$10/hr". hey bro, it is already good enough rite, even better than korean rite, it is in AUD man... rather than siting his ass down ard my house lookin at me, wif the sympathey eyes "where u going today" (hinting that if he can scam a ride off somewhere)





I dont know whats wrong wif korean dudes but i have another mate who is a cool korean

his name is Kim Jung Han, n he is Kim Jung ll's younger newphew.. But he dont behave like the guy on top.. even tho at times when he is stone , he will have this mental lag of at least 5mins without knowing what he was doing before..

Let me show u a scenerio

Both of us went to Mc Ds, to get some food after a nite of smokin the good ol shit.

We each ordered a meal and went home and eat.. Thru the journey han is like

Han: "Hey where are we going laa..."

V: Bro, Mc Donalds didnt i told u jus then

Han: Okok..

After we reached home.. and munching on burgers watchin some stupid movies.

Han finished his burger, and rested for few mins

Han: Hey V, where is my burger laa (Korean dude speakin singlish)

V: Yo bro , you jus ate ur friging burger..

Han: Fuck u laa, Where the fuck is my burger..

V: Yo bro, you look at the piece of wrapper there , you cant frigging remember u ate that shit??

Han: Oh my gooodddd......

Ok i shall stop the ranting on Koreans, i mean no harm, dun freaking press the button on me man , i noe that north korean brain wash seesssionss yo... freaking nuts thos pple have over their one and only god of the world.. holy shit KAM SUM HA MI DAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!